Welcome friends, to my wax museum. Take a look around, but be careful what you touch. On your left, you'll see Albert Einstein, who made a name for himself with a little theory called Relativity. On your right, you'll see such scientific gurus as Newton, Kepler, and Tesla. A little further down, you'll find Charles Darwin in a raging battle with Eagle_averro. Sssshhhhhh! Let's tiptoe past that exhibit.

And now we arrive at the working part of the museum: the Beyond Planet Earth Room. Inside this room, you'll find dummies... I mean, chatters, of every variety. Smart ones; not-so-smart ones; inane, jabbering ones that have to be rotated out of the room every few minutes. The staff is quite upset with me about having to haul them around. We also have quiet ones and rowdy ones; old and young ones; regs and newbies; ones who are serious students of science and some who are simply students of human nature. Friends and enemies somehow coexist, albeit with occassional friction. Hey! Did someone say friction? We'll have none of that here, folks - we don't want the exhibits to melt!

Join me, my friends, for a BPE Halloween Party, October 31, 1999; time to be announced. This is a costume party, so wear your favorite mask. If you need an invitation, email me at the address below. Who knows, maybe one day you'll find your own likeness in my famous Wax Museum. Muahahahahaha!

Links:

A Brief History of Halloween

Find a haunted house near you! (USA)

Treat recipes and Halloween carols

Tips for creating your own haunted house

A Vincent Price Page

The Complete Poems of Edgar Allan Poe

A comprehensive website devoted to H. P. Lovecraft

The Blair Witch Project

Email: [email protected]